Two shirts ship free. That's the whole offer.
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Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
- Taco Dog
Waiting is tough, but good things take time.
Shipping Cost
Processing Time
Each order is made to order, so please allow 5–7 business days for processing. Most orders ship within about 4 business days.
Orders placed before 3:00 PM (MST), Monday–Friday, begin processing the same business day.
Delivery Time (U.S.)
Once shipped, delivery typically takes 3–7 business days.
Tracking
A tracking link will be emailed to you once your order ships. Tracking usually becomes active within 24–48 hours.
If anything isn't right, we make it right. Here's how it works.
Arrived damaged or printed wrong
Send us a photo within 4 days of delivery and we'll make it right. Nothing needs mailing back.
Wrong size, or you changed your mind
Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll swap it for one that works. You mail the first one back to us, and we'll send you the address.
Need help? Contact us anytime at support@taco-dog.com.


Not metaphorically. Literally. We make stuff for the dog who takes their own mythology seriously — and for the person who gets it.
Our shirts are light, soft, and about to be worn four days straight. Something wrong? Tell us, we'll make it right (eventually)!
Your shirt gets printed after you buy it (here in the US) so there's no landfill full of leftover dog shirts.
The inks are water-based, which is easier on the people doing the printing, and on whatever river is downstream of them. The blanks come from factories certified for how they treat people, which shouldn't be a selling point and somehow still is.
Each shirt, made for each person, who specifically wanted this dog on it. That's the whole operation.
Tell us within 30 days of delivery and we'll swap it for a size or design that works. Mail the first one back and the new one goes to print. If it showed up damaged or printed wrong, that one's on us and nothing needs mailing back.
Each order is printed on demand — made after you place it, not pulled from a shelf. Production takes 2–5 business days, then shipping adds a few more. US orders typically arrive within 7–12 business days. You'll get a tracking number once it ships.
Yes. Two items ship free. Automatically, no code, nothing to remember. One item ships for $4.87. We'd like to tell you there's a sophisticated logic to the threshold, but it's just two.
The most reliable method: grab a shirt you already own that fits the way you want this one to fit, measure it flat across the chest, and compare it to the size chart on the product page. These are unisex fits and run on the relaxed side — when in doubt, that method beats guessing.
T-shirts are Bella + Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, except heather colors which are a cotton-poly blend. Sweatshirts and hoodies are Gildan cotton-poly blends. All of it washes well; cold water, tumble dry low, don't overthink it.
If you take really good care of your clothes, then you should wash everything inside out on cold & line dry it - but who's got time for that?