🐾 Welcome to Taco Dog

(Yes, that’s really the name.)

Taco Dog is what happens when someone loves dogs too much and takes things too far. We make shirts, sweatshirts, and wall art that celebrate dogs doing things they probably shouldn't — like operating radios in the desert or sitting judgmentally in French cafés.

If you're looking for tasteful paw print clipart, you're lost. If you're looking for a dog wearing a sheriff’s badge while a UFO hovers behind him — welcome home.

🐕 Who Are We?

Just a small team of obsessive weirdos who believe dogs are better than people and should be immortalized accordingly.

We’re illustrators, story-builders, and dog people. We design every piece ourselves, using old-school style and big ideas that start with:
“What if a dog took this way too seriously?”

🗺️ What Is Barkadia?

Barkadia is our fictional universe — a world where dogs form factions, follow strange callings, and occasionally wear berets with purpose.

It’s organized into four factions:

• Outbarkers: Desert loners and skywatchers. Always a UFO nearby.
• Velvet Court: Poised, cultured dogs caught in absurd status games.
• The Unruffled: Dogs deeply committed to doing nothing, beautifully.
• Brush & Bone: Dogs who make messes on purpose. (In a good way.)

Every design belongs somewhere. Eventually, maybe you do too.

💬 Why Taco Dog?

Because it makes no sense and somehow makes perfect sense.
Just like your dog. Just like everything we make.

🎯 Our Promise

We only sell what we’d be proud to give as a gift — even if that gift is, “Here’s a shirt with a dog holding a pie while its oven is on fire.”

No dropshipping. No generic garbage. Just clever, weird, well-made stuff from a brand that knows exactly what it’s doing (but pretends it doesn’t).